Languages we are not offering… for now!


Languages we are not offering
In no particular order, here are some intriguing languages you may or may not have heard of which we are currently, and unsurprisingly, not offering:
- Cumbrian: Cumbrian was spoken in the north-west of England and south-west of Scotland with the last speakers dying out around 1100. It was closely related to Welsh; tantalising traces remain in placenames and in the “yan-tan-tethera” traditional shepherds’ sheep-counting systems. Only three words were ever written down whilst Cumbrian speakers were still alive, and those were by someone who did not know the language.
- Dalmatian: Closely related to French and Italian, Dalamtian was spoken on the Adriatic coast. The language died dramatically; its last speaker, Tuone Udaina, stepped on a landmine on the beach on the island of Krk.
- Elamite: Arguably the earliest written language, although proto-Elamite still has not been deciphered. Up for the challange?
- Atures: According to the old story, German natural scientist Alexander von Humbolt was exploring the Amazon basin. In a local community there was a parrot who could speak 40 words or Atures – a language whose human speakers had all died.
- !Xóõ: A click language from Botswana – it has around 160 different sounds, compared to about 40 for English, and 111 of these are “click” sounds.
- Pormpuraaw: a language spoken by an Indigenous community native to an area in modern Queensland, Australia. It has no words for “left” or “right” at all. Instead, they use “north”, “south”, “east”, and “west”. Pormpuraaw using a flow of time that seems very unusual to us: time flows from left to right when one is facing south, from right to left when one is facing north, toward the body when one is facing east, and away from the body when one is facing west.
- Silbo Gomero: On the Spanish island of La Gomera, the locals used to communicate over long distances using a whistling language. Nowadays I suppose that phones are a handier option!
- Archi: If you worry about verb endings, this language of the Caucasian mountains probably isn’t a language for you with around 1,500,000 different options for each verb.
Although we are not currently offering any of the languages above, we at Lingua Learn UK are offering around 14 languages for online tuition, all with our native-speaker, all-graduate qualified instructors. We offer European languages for virtual tuition, such as French, Spanish, Italian or German, and Asian languages such as Mandarin. Tuition can be private, in groups, adults, kids, teens and businesses.
About your blogger
Hello, I’m Tim – head of Lingua Learn UK. I have been involved in languages teaching for over thirty years, principally in French, German and Spanish. At Lingua Learn UK, I co-ordinate native speaker teachers of 14 languages, all university graduates and qualified teachers like me.